"If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?"
Anywhere with white beaches, coconuts, palm trees and no fucking snow.
It has been the coldest winter New York State has seen in, like, 30 years or something. I might be exaggerating for dramatic effect, but you see my point.
So, right now, if I could be anywhere, according to the current weather map, I'd say Miami. It's the only place left in the US that is actually warm.