"How to be cleverly disguised as an adult in three easy steps."
1. Create a list of every single responsibility you are in charge of for yourself, your kids, your husband, your mother in-law, your pets, your co workers, etc. Including paying bills, grocery shopping, making phone calls, going to appointments, etc.
2. Carefully read over that list and try not to cry.
3. Say FUCK IT and burn the fucking list. Then proceed to watch Netflix all day and possibly take a shower.
(Yes, I stole this picture from Hyperbole and a half ... don't judge.)