LORELAI: Ugh, I hate having a cold.
RORY: I know you do.
LORELAI: Ugh, it’s bad enough being sick, but anybody can have a cold.
RORY: I know they can.
LORELAI: I mean, I’d like to have a good illness, something different, impressive. Just once I’d like to be able to say, "Yeah, I’m not feeling so good, my leg is haunted."
RORY: See, there’s a reason why you only take one packet of TheraFlu at a time.